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EFH: Embarrassed From Home

The remote working struggle is real.

Jan 29, 2023

Cartoon showing a shirtless man with a towel around his waste and another around his head. His wife is sitting at a table in the kitchen with a laptop facing her and the man. He says “Whatcha doing, sweetie” She has her head in hand and says “Running a budget meeting remotely.” A voice from the laptop says “Um, who’s the guy in the towel?”.

Jan 29, 2023

Happy 2023!

Gonna be another long one, probably.

Jan 2, 2023

Cartoon of a man in his pajamas standing and looking out the window of his living room and saying “Ahh, a new year. A fresh start. A clean slate. A new beginning.” Behind him, his wife is sitting on a couch looking at an open laptop that has smoke coming out of it and says “Your laptop is on fire.”

Jan 2, 2023

Dads gonna dad

Finally, a parental threat with some teeth.

Dec 8, 2022

Cartoon of a man sitting in a chair in a living room and making a silly face at his phone. A girl is sitting a couch and looking up at a woman standing nearby who is holding a piece of paper and gesturing to the man. The woman says Young lady, if your grades don’t improve, I’m going to let your father sign up for Tik Tok.

Dec 8, 2022

Come back later, Rudolph

Even the North Pole printer is busy this time of year.

Dec 4, 2022

Cartoon of one of Santa’s elves standing in front of an office printer surrounded by stacks of paper. Rudolph the reindeer is standing nearby holding a laptop and looking annoyed. The elf says sorry, Rudolph, but I’ll be using the printer for a while. The boss wants hard copies of the naughty and nice lists.

Dec 4, 2022

Who needs a travel coffee mug?

There’s a more common sense solution, IMO.

Dec 1, 2022

Cartoon of a man pouring coffee from a coffee pot into a travel mug. He then holds the coffee pot in his right hand and a travel mug in his left. He looks at the travel mug, then the coffee pot, and then pours coffee from the travel mug into the coffee pot. He’s then driving a car and drinking coffee directly from a coffee pot.

Dec 1, 2022

Six relatable comics

Now appearing in the Fall 2022 issue of The Pen Name.

Nov 7, 2022

Six relatable comics

Nov 7, 2022

Hold it down, kids

Can’t you see mom is working remotely?

Oct 23, 2022

Cartoon of a family in a living room. A woman is working on a laptop inside a large box meant for a refrigerator. A man outside of the box tells two young children Remember to not bug mommy when she’s in her remote working cubicle.

Oct 23, 2022

I vant to suck your verified blood!

Even the undead need to be careful these days.

Oct 16, 2022

Cartoon of a vampire holding a cell phone and standing in a darkened bedroom, next to a man lying in bed with the covers pulled up to his nose. The vampire says, Before I suck your blood, can you verify your identity by repeating the code I just texted to you?

Oct 16, 2022

Marooned and cyber-insecure

A real double whammy!

Oct 10, 2022

Cartoon of a woman and a man on a small island in the middle of the ocean. Their hair is wet and a boat is sinking in the distance. The woman is holding a cell phone and says “Great. No internet connection. How are we supposed to download security patches and updates?!”

Oct 10, 2022

No need to blame the dog

Is there anything supply chain issues aren’t disrupting these days?

Sep 22, 2022

Cartoon of a teacher sitting at her desk in a classroom. A boy is handing her a piece of paper and says My homework is late because of supply chain issues.

Sep 22, 2022

Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Cartoonist. Former Dave Letterman joke writer. Yinzer. Proud girl dad, twice over. Beer drinker. Pizza lover. He/him.

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