Cartoon of a mainframe computer on the curb with trash. A man wants to take it but his wife says no.
Cartoon of a mainframe computer on the curb with trash. A man wants to take it but his wife says no.

One person’s trash is another person’s treasure —…



Cartoon of 3 reindeers using laptops, saying “Let’s not let Rudolph join in our reindeer Slack workspace.
Cartoon of 3 reindeers using laptops, saying “Let’s not let Rudolph join in our reindeer Slack workspace.

Reindeer can be mean. Anyway, happy Christmas Eve!


Cartoon of Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer using a laptop and Santa asking him for help using Zoom.
Cartoon of Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer using a laptop and Santa asking him for help using Zoom.

Another reason he’ll go down in history.


Cartoon of a boy waving a red flag. His father: “He’s either notifying us to light the menorah or that the WiFi is down”
Cartoon of a boy waving a red flag. His father: “He’s either notifying us to light the menorah or that the WiFi is down”

May your WiFi remain strong and reliable.


Cartoon of mom and dad doing The Floss dance. College daughter on couch is thinking “I REALLY wish I was back on campus.”
Cartoon of mom and dad doing The Floss dance. College daughter on couch is thinking “I REALLY wish I was back on campus.”

Child number one is home from college and…


If the health benefits aren’t enough to get you jazzed up for a colorectal screening, consider these less well-known perks.

Cartoon of a man getting a colonoscopy. The doctor says “Wait, weren’t you and your butt just in here last week?”
Cartoon of a man getting a colonoscopy. The doctor says “Wait, weren’t you and your butt just in here last week?”

I turned 50 at the end of 2019. Needless to say, there are tons of great things about turning a half century old, like sweet AARP discounts, less hair to coif, people cutting you slack for nodding off in the middle of conversations, etc. But here’s a very underrated thing about turning 50: Colonoscopies! Seriously.

You probably know that getting a colonoscopy when you are my age has many health benefits, like increasing your odds of being around to see future seasons of the Great British Baking Show. But when I got my first colonoscopy this year I discovered there are oodles of other lesser-known upsides. …


Man lying on the grass next to a rake and leaves. He tells his concerned wife that he threw his back out cursing the leaves.
Man lying on the grass next to a rake and leaves. He tells his concerned wife that he threw his back out cursing the leaves.

Let’s be careful out there.


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Hopefully, it’s not too spooky.

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Phil Johnson

Cartoonist. Former Dave Letterman joke writer. Yinzer. Dad of two girls (one a T1Der). Beer drinker. Pizza lover. He/him.

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