The struggle for a clean college fridge is real. —

Finally, a distress signal we really need. — New cartoon of mine published by the fine folks at 251. Check them out at twofiftyone.net for more bite-sized humor. 🍕

Not all push notifications are created equal. —

Well, he tried. —

My favorite part of going to a baseball game? The vendors! —

TBH, it’s gross. —

I guess that’s basically everyday, but still. —

That was easy. —

Put the devices away, at least in deep water. —