Cartoon of a couple in the woods. The man has a bug on his arm and says “Ack! Look! Another tick. They’re crazy this year.” The tick says “Trump will be reinstated by August!” The woman says “Geez. Seriously.”
Cartoon of a couple in the woods. The man has a bug on his arm and says “Ack! Look! Another tick. They’re crazy this year.” The tick says “Trump will be reinstated by August!” The woman says “Geez. Seriously.”

And there’s a lot of them, too.


Cartoon of a man standing in the doorway of his son’s bedroom. His son is sitting on his bed surrounded by empty soup cans with strings attached to their bottoms and the other ends running out an open window. The son says “Go away, Dad! My friends and I are having a remote meeting!”
Cartoon of a man standing in the doorway of his son’s bedroom. His son is sitting on his bed surrounded by empty soup cans with strings attached to their bottoms and the other ends running out an open window. The son says “Go away, Dad! My friends and I are having a remote meeting!”

No computer? No phone? No problem.


Cartoon of a young man in an M-I-T shirt on a couch next to a sleeping cat. A man is standing over him holding a shovel and says “You may have a college email address now, son, but until you’re actually at college you still have chores to do. Now, go scoop out the cat’s litter box.”
Cartoon of a young man in an M-I-T shirt on a couch next to a sleeping cat. A man is standing over him holding a shovel and says “You may have a college email address now, son, but until you’re actually at college you still have chores to do. Now, go scoop out the cat’s litter box.”

You’re not at college yet, kid.


Cartoon of a daughter showing her mom how to block emails from her dad. Dad overhears and says “Wait, what?”
Cartoon of a daughter showing her mom how to block emails from her dad. Dad overhears and says “Wait, what?”

Shout-out to email filtering.


Cartoon of a prince saying to Rapunzel in her tower “Rapunzel! Rapunzel! The code you texted is 652843. Now that I’ve authenticated myself will you let down your hair?”
Cartoon of a prince saying to Rapunzel in her tower “Rapunzel! Rapunzel! The code you texted is 652843. Now that I’ve authenticated myself will you let down your hair?”

Remember to use two-factor authentication everywhere you can…


Cartoon of a woman mistaking her husband’s dirty laptop for a moldy plate of food.
Cartoon of a woman mistaking her husband’s dirty laptop for a moldy plate of food.

When doing your spring cleaning, don’t forget your…


Cartoon of a girl opening plastic Easter eggs and complaining that they don’t have candy but instead cybersecurity tips. The mom looks at the dad suspiciously and the dad looks sheepish.
Cartoon of a girl opening plastic Easter eggs and complaining that they don’t have candy but instead cybersecurity tips. The mom looks at the dad suspiciously and the dad looks sheepish.

Here’s hoping the Easter Bunny left something… practical.

Phil Johnson

Cartoonist. Former Dave Letterman joke writer. Yinzer. Dad of two girls (one a T1Der). Beer drinker. Pizza lover. He/him.

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