Cartoon a woman looking mad and speaking to her teenaged daughter in the girl’s bedroom, with an open laptop on the bed behind them. The mother says “Young lady you are not going out until you apply all O-S and software patches to your devices and you take out the trash.”
Cartoon a woman looking mad and speaking to her teenaged daughter in the girl’s bedroom, with an open laptop on the bed behind them. The mother says “Young lady you are not going out until you apply all O-S and software patches to your devices and you take out the trash.”

It’s for your own good, kids.


Cartoon of a man in climbing gear with a laptop standing on a ledge among mountains looking at an old man with a long beard who is sitting on the ground and pointing to the right. The old man says “Sorry, I can only tell you the meaning of life. The guru over there can answer your I-T questions.”
Cartoon of a man in climbing gear with a laptop standing on a ledge among mountains looking at an old man with a long beard who is sitting on the ground and pointing to the right. The old man says “Sorry, I can only tell you the meaning of life. The guru over there can answer your I-T questions.”

Try the next ledge over.


Cartoon of a man sitting on a lounge on the beach with his laptop open his lap. Two young kids are nearby playing with a beachball. The man says “Hold it down, kids. Dad’s in a budget meeting.”
Cartoon of a man sitting on a lounge on the beach with his laptop open his lap. Two young kids are nearby playing with a beachball. The man says “Hold it down, kids. Dad’s in a budget meeting.”

Hard to believe it’s already working-from-beach season, but…



Cartoon of a couple in the woods. The man has a bug on his arm and says “Ack! Look! Another tick. They’re crazy this year.” The tick says “Trump will be reinstated by August!” The woman says “Geez. Seriously.”
Cartoon of a couple in the woods. The man has a bug on his arm and says “Ack! Look! Another tick. They’re crazy this year.” The tick says “Trump will be reinstated by August!” The woman says “Geez. Seriously.”

And there’s a lot of them, too.


Cartoon of a man standing in the doorway of his son’s bedroom. His son is sitting on his bed surrounded by empty soup cans with strings attached to their bottoms and the other ends running out an open window. The son says “Go away, Dad! My friends and I are having a remote meeting!”
Cartoon of a man standing in the doorway of his son’s bedroom. His son is sitting on his bed surrounded by empty soup cans with strings attached to their bottoms and the other ends running out an open window. The son says “Go away, Dad! My friends and I are having a remote meeting!”

No computer? No phone? No problem.


Cartoon of a young man in an M-I-T shirt on a couch next to a sleeping cat. A man is standing over him holding a shovel and says “You may have a college email address now, son, but until you’re actually at college you still have chores to do. Now, go scoop out the cat’s litter box.”
Cartoon of a young man in an M-I-T shirt on a couch next to a sleeping cat. A man is standing over him holding a shovel and says “You may have a college email address now, son, but until you’re actually at college you still have chores to do. Now, go scoop out the cat’s litter box.”

You’re not at college yet, kid.


Cartoon of a daughter showing her mom how to block emails from her dad. Dad overhears and says “Wait, what?”
Cartoon of a daughter showing her mom how to block emails from her dad. Dad overhears and says “Wait, what?”

Shout-out to email filtering.

Phil Johnson

Cartoonist. Former Dave Letterman joke writer. Yinzer. Dad of two girls (one a T1Der). Beer drinker. Pizza lover. He/him.

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