4 days ago

EFH: Embarrassed From Home

The remote working struggle is real. —

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EFH: Embarrassed From Home

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Cartoon showing a shirtless man with a towel around his waste and another around his head. His wife is sitting at a table in the kitchen with a laptop facing her and the man. He says “Whatcha doing, sweetie” She has her head in hand and says “Running a budget meeting remotely.” A voice from the laptop says “Um, who’s the guy in the towel?”.

EFH: Embarrassed From Home

The remote working struggle is real.

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Jan 2

Happy 2023!

Gonna be another long one, probably. —

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Happy 2023!

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Cartoon of a man in his pajamas standing and looking out the window of his living room and saying “Ahh, a new year. A fresh start. A clean slate. A new beginning.” Behind him, his wife is sitting on a couch looking at an open laptop that has smoke coming out of it and says “Your laptop is on fire.”

Happy 2023!

Gonna be another long one, probably.

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Dec 8, 2022

Dads gonna dad

Finally, a parental threat with some teeth. —

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Dads gonna dad

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Cartoon of a man sitting in a chair in a living room and making a silly face at his phone. A girl is sitting a couch and looking up at a woman standing nearby who is holding a piece of paper and gesturing to the man. The woman says Young lady, if your grades don’t improve, I’m going to let your father sign up for Tik Tok.

Dads gonna dad

Finally, a parental threat with some teeth.

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Dec 4, 2022

Come back later, Rudolph

Even the North Pole printer is busy this… —

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Come back later, Rudolph

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Cartoon of one of Santa’s elves standing in front of an office printer surrounded by stacks of paper. Rudolph the reindeer is standing nearby holding a laptop and looking annoyed. The elf says sorry, Rudolph, but I’ll be using the printer for a while. The boss wants hard copies of the naughty and nice lists.

Come back later, Rudolph

Even the North Pole printer is busy this…

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Dec 1, 2022

Who needs a travel coffee mug?

There’s a more common sense solution, IMO. —

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Who needs a travel coffee mug?

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Cartoon of a man pouring coffee from a coffee pot into a travel mug. He then holds the coffee pot in his right hand and a travel mug in his left. He looks at the travel mug, then the coffee pot, and then pours coffee from the travel mug into the coffee pot. He’s then driving a car and drinking coffee directly from a coffee pot.

Who needs a travel coffee mug?

There’s a more common sense solution, IMO.

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Nov 7, 2022

Six relatable comics

Now appearing in the Fall 2022 issue of… —

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Six relatable comics

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A page of the Pen Name titled Six Relatable Comics by Chumworh showing six cartoons.

Six relatable comics

Now appearing in the Fall 2022 issue of…

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Oct 23, 2022

Hold it down, kids

Can’t you see mom is working remotely? —

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Hold it down, kids

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Cartoon of a family in a living room. A woman is working on a laptop inside a large box meant for a refrigerator. A man outside of the box tells two young children Remember to not bug mommy when she’s in her remote working cubicle.

Hold it down, kids

Can’t you see mom is working remotely?

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Oct 16, 2022

I vant to suck your verified blood!

Even the undead need to be careful these… —

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I vant to suck your verified blood!

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Cartoon of a vampire holding a cell phone and standing in a darkened bedroom, next to a man lying in bed with the covers pulled up to his nose. The vampire says, Before I suck your blood, can you verify your identity by repeating the code I just texted to you?

I vant to suck your verified blood!

Even the undead need to be careful these…

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Oct 10, 2022

Marooned and cyber-insecure

A real double whammy! —

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Marooned and cyber-insecure

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Cartoon of a woman and a man on a small island in the middle of the ocean. Their hair is wet and a boat is sinking in the distance. The woman is holding a cell phone and says “Great. No internet connection. How are we supposed to download security patches and updates?!”

Marooned and cyber-insecure

A real double whammy!

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Sep 22, 2022

No need to blame the dog

Is there anything supply chain issues aren’t disrupting these days? — New cartoon of mine appears in glorious high gloss print in the September issue of Kappan magazine. Thanks, Phi Delta Kappan! 🙏

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No need to blame the dog

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No need to blame the dog

Is there anything supply chain issues aren’t disrupting these days?

Cartoon of a teacher sitting at her desk in a classroom. A boy is handing her a piece of paper and says My homework is late because of supply chain issues.

New cartoon of mine appears in glorious high gloss print in the September issue of Kappan magazine. Thanks, Phi Delta Kappan! 🙏

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