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Cartoon of a woman mistaking her husband’s dirty laptop for a moldy plate of food.
Cartoon of a woman mistaking her husband’s dirty laptop for a moldy plate of food.

3 days ago

Seriously, your laptop is gross

When doing your spring cleaning, don’t forget your…

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Cartoon of a girl opening plastic Easter eggs and complaining that they don’t have candy but instead cybersecurity tips. The mom looks at the dad suspiciously and the dad looks sheepish.
Cartoon of a girl opening plastic Easter eggs and complaining that they don’t have candy but instead cybersecurity tips. The mom looks at the dad suspiciously and the dad looks sheepish.

Apr 4

Happy Easter!

Here’s hoping the Easter Bunny left something… practical.

Cartoon of a man and a woman wearing masks standing next to printer printing a document. The man is gesturing to the printer with one hand and holding his phone in the other. The woman looks annoyed and says “Yes, touchless printing is neat, but it’s not a fun date activity.”
Cartoon of a man and a woman wearing masks standing next to printer printing a document. The man is gesturing to the printer with one hand and holding his phone in the other. The woman looks annoyed and says “Yes, touchless printing is neat, but it’s not a fun date activity.”

Mar 28

Yay for touchless services!

One advantage of Covid: Not having touch as…

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Cartoon of a dad reviewing a list of I-T F-A-Qs tacked to his daughter’s bedroom door.
Cartoon of a dad reviewing a list of I-T F-A-Qs tacked to his daughter’s bedroom door.

Feb 28

Did you try restarting it, Dad?

Help dad to help himself.

Cartoon of a dad asking his wife if their daughter seems sad about returning to college while their daughter is dancing happily in the background.
Cartoon of a dad asking his wife if their daughter seems sad about returning to college while their daughter is dancing happily in the background.

Feb 14

Leaving your parents can be hard!

We sent both kids back to college recently…

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Jan 31

Survey says… hard no

Sorry kids, the pie chart has spoken.

Cartoon of a mainframe computer on the curb with trash. A man wants to take it but his wife says no.
Cartoon of a mainframe computer on the curb with trash. A man wants to take it but his wife says no.

Jan 17

Reduce, reuse, recycle, refuse

One person’s trash is another person’s treasure —…

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Cartoon of 3 reindeers using laptops, saying “Let’s not let Rudolph join in our reindeer Slack workspace.
Cartoon of 3 reindeers using laptops, saying “Let’s not let Rudolph join in our reindeer Slack workspace.

Dec 24, 2020

Poor Rudolph

Reindeer can be mean. Anyway, happy Christmas Eve!

Phil Johnson

Cartoonist. Former Dave Letterman joke writer. Yinzer. Dad of two girls (one a T1Der). Beer drinker. Pizza lover. He/him.

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