Cartoon of an Arabic man standing before a cave with a large rock blocking the entrance. His arms are open wife and he says “Open OMAZ*!7z*L^u9YDJqw^!”

Cartoon of an Arabic man standing before a cave with a large rock blocking the entrance. His arms are open wife and he says “Open OMAZ*!7z*L^u9YDJqw^!”

8 hours ago

I love me a randomly-generated password

You can’t be too careful.

Cartoon of a couple in the woods. The man has a bug on his arm and says “Ack! Look! Another tick. They’re crazy this year.” The tick says “Trump will be reinstated by August!” The woman says “Geez. Seriously.”

Cartoon of a couple in the woods. The man has a bug on his arm and says “Ack! Look! Another tick. They’re crazy this year.” The tick says “Trump will be reinstated by August!” The woman says “Geez. Seriously.”

Jun 8

Ticks are CRAZY this year

And there’s a lot of them, too.

Cartoon of a man standing in the doorway of his son’s bedroom. His son is sitting on his bed surrounded by empty soup cans with strings attached to their bottoms and the other ends running out an open window. The son says “Go away, Dad! My friends and I are having a remote meeting!”

Cartoon of a man standing in the doorway of his son’s bedroom. His son is sitting on his bed surrounded by empty soup cans with strings attached to their bottoms and the other ends running out an open window. The son says “Go away, Dad! My friends and I are having a remote meeting!”

May 30

Who needs Zoom, anyways?

No computer? No phone? No problem.

Cartoon of a young man in an M-I-T shirt on a couch next to a sleeping cat. A man is standing over him holding a shovel and says “You may have a college email address now, son, but until you’re actually at college you still have chores to do. Now, go scoop out the cat’s litter box.”

Cartoon of a young man in an M-I-T shirt on a couch next to a sleeping cat. A man is standing over him holding a shovel and says “You may have a college email address now, son, but until you’re actually at college you still have chores to do. Now, go scoop out the cat’s litter box.”

May 16

Start scooping, Einstein

You’re not at college yet, kid.

May 4

It’s almost over, May the Fourth is

For better or for worse.

Cartoon of a man offering an ice cream cone to his young son. The son says “Why is please always the magic word? It’s not safe to reuse passwords, dad.”

Cartoon of a man offering an ice cream cone to his young son. The son says “Why is please always the magic word? It’s not safe to reuse passwords, dad.”

May 2

Parents: Be sure to change the magic word regularly

You can’t be too careful.

Cartoon of a daughter showing her mom how to block emails from her dad. Dad overhears and says “Wait, what?”

Cartoon of a daughter showing her mom how to block emails from her dad. Dad overhears and says “Wait, what?”

Apr 25

Spam problem solved!

Shout-out to email filtering.

Cartoon of a prince saying to Rapunzel in her tower “Rapunzel! Rapunzel! The code you texted is 652843. Now that I’ve authenticated myself will you let down your hair?”

Cartoon of a prince saying to Rapunzel in her tower “Rapunzel! Rapunzel! The code you texted is 652843. Now that I’ve authenticated myself will you let down your hair?”

Apr 18

Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Send down your code!

Remember to use two-factor authentication everywhere you can…

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Cartoon of a woman mistaking her husband’s dirty laptop for a moldy plate of food.

Cartoon of a woman mistaking her husband’s dirty laptop for a moldy plate of food.

Apr 11

Seriously, your laptop is gross

When doing your spring cleaning, don’t forget your…

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Cartoon of a girl opening plastic Easter eggs and complaining that they don’t have candy but instead cybersecurity tips. The mom looks at the dad suspiciously and the dad looks sheepish.

Cartoon of a girl opening plastic Easter eggs and complaining that they don’t have candy but instead cybersecurity tips. The mom looks at the dad suspiciously and the dad looks sheepish.

Apr 4

Happy Easter!

Here’s hoping the Easter Bunny left something… practical.

Phil Johnson

Cartoonist. Former Dave Letterman joke writer. Yinzer. Dad of two girls (one a T1Der). Beer drinker. Pizza lover. He/him.

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