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Cartoon of a woman walking a dog. The dog is pointing her nose and front paw at a cellphone being held by a man sitting on a park bench. The woman holding the dog’s leash says “She’s a cybersecurity dog. You must be using weak passwords.”
Cartoon of a woman walking a dog. The dog is pointing her nose and front paw at a cellphone being held by a man sitting on a park bench. The woman holding the dog’s leash says “She’s a cybersecurity dog. You must be using weak passwords.”

Oct 8

The nose (er, snout) knows!

Cartoon of a couple apple picking. The man is up in a tree holding his cellphone. The woman looks up at him and says “Honey, are you up there looking for the best apples?” He says “No. I’m looking for WiFi.”
Cartoon of a couple apple picking. The man is up in a tree holding his cellphone. The woman looks up at him and says “Honey, are you up there looking for the best apples?” He says “No. I’m looking for WiFi.”

Sep 20

Finding WiFi

Cartoon of an MIT student boarding a plane. His father is reaching for him while being restrained by his mother. She says “Sweetie, it’s time for him to go to college” and the father says “Wait! What’s our WiFi password? How do I back up my computer? Don’t go!”
Cartoon of an MIT student boarding a plane. His father is reaching for him while being restrained by his mother. She says “Sweetie, it’s time for him to go to college” and the father says “Wait! What’s our WiFi password? How do I back up my computer? Don’t go!”

Aug 22

Good luck to all you kids going off to college!

Cartoon showing two women standing next to a table with wrapped present and a birthday cake. At the table is a college-aged girl with her eyes closed about to blow out the candles on the cake. One woman says “Happy birthday, kiddo! Go ahead and make a wish.” The girl is wishing to herself “I hope I get software and cloud services. I hope I get software and cloud services.”
Cartoon showing two women standing next to a table with wrapped present and a birthday cake. At the table is a college-aged girl with her eyes closed about to blow out the candles on the cake. One woman says “Happy birthday, kiddo! Go ahead and make a wish.” The girl is wishing to herself “I hope I get software and cloud services. I hope I get software and cloud services.”

Aug 9

Wrapping paper not required!

Cartoon a woman looking mad and speaking to her teenaged daughter in the girl’s bedroom, with an open laptop on the bed behind them. The mother says “Young lady you are not going out until you apply all O-S and software patches to your devices and you take out the trash.”
Cartoon a woman looking mad and speaking to her teenaged daughter in the girl’s bedroom, with an open laptop on the bed behind them. The mother says “Young lady you are not going out until you apply all O-S and software patches to your devices and you take out the trash.”

Jul 20

Tough love

Cartoon of a man in climbing gear with a laptop standing on a ledge among mountains looking at an old man with a long beard who is sitting on the ground and pointing to the right. The old man says “Sorry, I can only tell you the meaning of life. The guru over there can answer your I-T questions.”
Cartoon of a man in climbing gear with a laptop standing on a ledge among mountains looking at an old man with a long beard who is sitting on the ground and pointing to the right. The old man says “Sorry, I can only tell you the meaning of life. The guru over there can answer your I-T questions.”

Jul 11

Sorry, wrong guru

Cartoon of a man sitting on a lounge on the beach with his laptop open his lap. Two young kids are nearby playing with a beachball. The man says “Hold it down, kids. Dad’s in a budget meeting.”
Cartoon of a man sitting on a lounge on the beach with his laptop open his lap. Two young kids are nearby playing with a beachball. The man says “Hold it down, kids. Dad’s in a budget meeting.”

Jun 27

Let WFB season commence!

Cartoon of a couple in the woods. The man has a bug on his arm and says “Ack! Look! Another tick. They’re crazy this year.” The tick says “Trump will be reinstated by August!” The woman says “Geez. Seriously.”
Cartoon of a couple in the woods. The man has a bug on his arm and says “Ack! Look! Another tick. They’re crazy this year.” The tick says “Trump will be reinstated by August!” The woman says “Geez. Seriously.”

Jun 8

Ticks are CRAZY this year

Cartoon of a man standing in the doorway of his son’s bedroom. His son is sitting on his bed surrounded by empty soup cans with strings attached to their bottoms and the other ends running out an open window. The son says “Go away, Dad! My friends and I are having a remote meeting!”
Cartoon of a man standing in the doorway of his son’s bedroom. His son is sitting on his bed surrounded by empty soup cans with strings attached to their bottoms and the other ends running out an open window. The son says “Go away, Dad! My friends and I are having a remote meeting!”

May 30

Who needs Zoom, anyways?

Phil Johnson

Cartoonist. Former Dave Letterman joke writer. Yinzer. Dad of two girls (one a T1Der). Beer drinker. Pizza lover. He/him.

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