I vant to suck your verified blood!

Even the undead need to be careful these days.

Oct 16, 2022

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Cartoon of a vampire holding a cell phone and standing in a darkened bedroom, next to a man lying in bed with the covers pulled up to his nose. The vampire says, Before I suck your blood, can you verify your identity by repeating the code I just texted to you?

Phil Johnson

Written by Phil Johnson

Cartoonist. Former Dave Letterman joke writer. Yinzer. Proud girl dad, twice over. Beer drinker. Pizza lover. He/him.

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