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Start scooping, Einstein

You’re not at college yet, kid.

Phil Johnson
May 16, 2021
Cartoon of a young man in an M-I-T shirt on a couch next to a sleeping cat. A man is standing over him holding a shovel and says “You may have a college email address now, son, but until you’re actually at college you still have chores to do. Now, go scoop out the cat’s litter box.”

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Phil Johnson
Phil Johnson

Written by Phil Johnson

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Cartoonist. Former Dave Letterman joke writer. Yinzer. Proud girl dad, twice over. Beer drinker. Pizza lover. He/him.

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